Scarlett Johansson...I am disappoint...

Scarlett Johansson in "Lost in Translation" one of my favorite film.

Usually I don’t like to post things multiple times during the week, ESPECIALLY when dealing with celebrity gossip/news.  I HATE celebrity gossip, but this one I just couldn’t pass up.

After an arduous day of errands and the gym, I came home to my computer to find that the internet community was abuzz about the latest A-list celebrity leaked nude photos.  To my surprise (and somewhat to my delight), I discovered that this time it was the goddess of my dreams, Scarlett Johansson.  I immediately thought to myself, "This is either a really cruel joke, or it must be my Birthday."  


You see, this beautiful woman had me intoxicated ever since her absolutely adorable role in one of my favorite movie “Lost in Translation”, where she portrays a recently graduated newly-wed finding herself among the fast-paced city of Tokyo, Japan.  She had the whole “girl next door” kind of look in that film (as opposed to her sexier roles in other works), which I utterly adore, and it would be hard-pressed to find any straight-man that does not.  

There is just something about pretty girls with big headphones...It's so cute.

I’m not going to lie and pretend to be a self-righteous person, but as a warm-blooded male of course I had to check it out to see what it was all about and to determine whether this was real or not.  To my bewilderment there she was in all her glory and to put it bluntly, she was everything I imagined her to be.

You can judge me all you want, call me a pervert, or whatever.  I really don't care; HOWEVER, I’ll be honest in saying that I have rather mixed-feelings about this. 

Scarlett Johansson is one of those actresses that I have much respect for, not only for her natural beauty, but also for her talent and ethics.  As I said before, she stole my heart in “Lost in Translation”, and ever since she was in my top 3 most beloved actresses (Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman are my other 2).  So in some ways, it was rather disappointing to see her get involved with something as stupid as this.

Seriously, if you’re one of the top people in the business, you don’t just take nude photos of yourself on a hackable device. You would think that people would learn by now from the abundance of other cases where celebrities and even politicians had their pictures leaked on the internet due to hacking.  I mean, it’s one thing to have some creepy paparazzi secretly taking shots of you, but it’s an entirely different story if you do it yourself.  You’re almost asking for it if you do. Things like this are expected of retarded celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila. Don’t stoop down to their level Scarlett!

As a guy, I guess I can sort of get why girls would do this; whether it be for self-reassurance, to feel sexy, having a negative body image, etc.  You can blame Hollywood for that.  But my point is that if you’re that high-up on the celebrity chain,  these are things you simply cannot risk...especially with the abilities of hackers these days...

Or who knows, maybe this was all done on purpose to help garner more attention for her (The Avengers is right around the corner)…but then again…why would she need to?  She’s f*cking Scarlett Johansson.  

With a smile like that, how could you not love her?